Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Aka: The ranch known as the Workman household.

Betina is absent from the scene, picking up Eden from piano lessons.

Oakley yells that he needs help wiping. Yeah, well, I suppose when you choose to wipe a #2 with your hands, you quickly run out of clean surface area. After Oakley and I both throw all sense of decency and self respect out the door, I throw him in the shower, the boy bent over at a 90 degree angle, and I more or less give him an enema with the shower head.

O "Is this the part where you're the mom?"

Auntie Nunu "Yeah Oak. This is the part where I'm the mom".

You're not kidding.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!! I looooove this post Nunu! This is my life; the washing of behinds of children who aren't yours... huh. that makes me sound really creepy - but it's because I run a day home! lol. I'm so glad I stumbled across your blog! You might not know it, but I'm a big fan of you Payne girls! :) I've only read some of yours, Patience and Celeste's stuff on Fb, but you all write with such humor, style and grace! What a family! :)

I'm new to blogging - just using it as a way to compile my work, published or otherwise, for editors as I've been making a real effort to focus on my writing lately. Let me know what you think! :)

Katie Bickel xxx.