On the brighter side of being 4'11

(Faint knocking in the background...)

N answers door

'Hi.'

Salesman 'Is there anyone else home right now, like your mom and dad?'

N, humouring herself, 'No, my Mommy and Daddy are not home right now'.

Salesman 'Alright then, have a good night'.

Guilt induced crisis averted.